As more of a shorts guy, Thomas hopes the rise in internet video calling means humanity has evolved beyond the need for pants.
Mr. Evanyshyn is a very busy man, as he is a full-time, world renowned, highly praised, professional, and successful actor. Thus, he is unable to take any time for you right now. Any complaints about the performance should be directed to his agent at (647)-555-6622.
Spicier than a taco. Stronger than tequila. The talent of this Mexican's about to kill ya.
Nancy has decided to bravely combat imposter syndrome by being genuinely bad.
Rhythm’s parents made a deal with the devil so her performances are always on beat. Unfortunately, they lack soul. Secret message for premium viewers: Boron. Aluminum. Lithium. Sulfur. Lithium. Iron.
Emily’s previous film credits include playing herself in several home movies and “Extra #9” in “A Stranger’s Snapchat”. She has not received any Oscars and she is mad. Consider this a formal complaint.
Stephanie M wants you to know that you’re NOT a true blue, and would like to ask that people please STOP throwing seafood at her dolls. This is a serious request.
Matthew is that guy that does viral magic on TikTok. You should ask him to perform some close-up tricks if you see him around campus. If only his magic tricks worked on his GPA :,).
Stephanie P wishes this could be a voice memo, so to compensate, please read this in an Australian accent: "G'day there mate! If you're reading this, Stephanie wants you to know that you are a true blue! Once this is all over, what do you say that you and Steph go throw a shrimp on the barbie?" (Serious inquiries only).
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